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HUMBLE SPACER 29 JULE 3306 (jail time)

30 Jul 2020Igli
Yes, I was inside. Certainly not proud of that.

I shot the sheriff some misfortunate spacer - all by accident, I swear! And I tried to apologize when I was flying by the debris : I gave a nod, stuck out my tongue and bulged my eyes. Local enforcers didn't take that lightly, gave me a good thrashing and promptly delivered my sinful soul to some godforsaken system to rot there until I could pay the damages. Got me sober all right them there.

No one believed when I tried to explain that I pushed a laser trigger instead of a cocktail mixer button purely by mistake. And now I am on record as a persistent criminal all because of the fact that I was given birth in the Wolfsegen detention facility and lived there till adolescence. Blast Thanks to the federal automated screening system.

If anybody cares I want to make a statement. Prison is bad. It is cold, dull and generally unhealthy. The food is awful. Worst of all - no alcohol at all! Not a drip, seriously. I'll try to avoid it from now on, I mean prison, not alcohol.
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