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Humble spacer 13 Aug 3306 (shrimps)

14 Aug 2020Igli
Everybody needs recreation from time to time so spacers do, too. Is there any better pastime than shell gathering? Thus I set course to Pleiades sector to collect barnacles at leasure. They say these weird thingies are produced by thargoids. Or planted. Or is it a by-product? Or maybe thargoids are produced from barnacles? What is primordial - a hen or an egg? A common spacer needs more liquid solutions than usual to try and solve such puzzles.

Well, I found some barnacles. Chipped shells from them, absorbed beautiful views. Took a stroll and a nap. Never! Never sleep near these devillish shrimps! They suck on the brain waves of Man. Indeed, they do! When I woke up I couldn't remember who I was, what my name was, where I was, where my flight suit was and what my bank account number was. I felt absolutely hollow - much like liquor bottles strewn about... And the headache. It was not because I drank beer after portwein and followed with some red wine - it was a wrongdoing of the alien shells! They gorged on my mind, ate my thoughts and left me with a void in the head. And a stinking feeling in the mouth.

Might they indeed be a by-product of thargoids? More precisely, their excrements? Thargoid coprolites - that's what they are.
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