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Ship Log: The Mjolnir, Commander Aiden Koldhart, 3309-12-0308:00: Departed from Heimdall S.C.M, my fleet carrier in the Sol system. Mission: Orthrus hunting. Target: Orthrus, the rare and dangerous variant of Thargoid Interceptors. Allies: Odd, Irish, and Coop, my wingmates.
09:00: Jumped to the Spire Site, a mysterious location in the Witch Head Nebula. Scanned by a System Authority Vessel. No issues.
10:00: Found an Orthrus Signal Source. Entered the instance. Encountered an Orthrus. Engaged in combat. Deployed AX weapons and Guardian modules. Fired at its hearts. Dodged its swarm and lightning. Destroyed it. Collected its materials. Cargo: 4 Thargoid Sensors, 2 Thargoid Hearts, 1 Thargoid Orthrus Tissue Sample.
11:00: Found another Orthrus Signal Source. Entered the instance. Encountered two Orthrus. Engaged in combat. Coordinated with Odd, Irish, and Coop. Fired at their hearts. Dodged their swarm and lightning. Destroyed them. Collected their materials. Cargo: 8 Thargoid Sensors, 4 Thargoid Hearts, 2 Thargoid Orthrus Tissue Samples.
12:00: Found a third Orthrus Signal Source. Entered the instance. Encountered three Orthrus. Engaged in combat. Coordinated with Odd, Irish, and Coop. Fired at their hearts. Dodged their swarm and lightning. Destroyed them. Collected their materials. Cargo: 12 Thargoid Sensors, 6 Thargoid Hearts, 3 Thargoid Orthrus Tissue Samples.
13:00: Found a fourth Orthrus Signal Source. Entered the instance. Encountered four Orthrus. Engaged in combat. Coordinated with Odd, Irish, and Coop. Fired at their hearts. Dodged their swarm and lightning. Destroyed them. Collected their materials. Cargo: 16 Thargoid Sensors, 8 Thargoid Hearts, 4 Thargoid Orthrus Tissue Samples.
14:00: Found a fifth Orthrus Signal Source. Entered the instance. Encountered five Orthrus. Engaged in combat. Coordinated with Odd, Irish, and Coop. Fired at their hearts. Dodged their swarm and lightning. Destroyed them. Collected their materials. Cargo: 20 Thargoid Sensors, 10 Thargoid Hearts, 5 Thargoid Orthrus Tissue Samples.
15:00: Returned to Heimdall S.C.M. Docked at the carrier. Delivered cargo. Received payment: 1.5 billion credits. Bonus: a complimentary medal. Mission accomplished. Celebrated with a drink.
16:00: Odd made a joke about how we should call ourselves the Bug Busters. We all laughed. He said we should make a movie about our exploits. We all laughed harder. He said he would play himself, Irish would play the comic relief, Coop would play the love interest, and I would play the villain. We all laughed until we cried.
17:00: Started writing this log. Feeling tired as a dog. Dreaming of a nice bed and a warm hug. Maybe I should call Coop and see if she’s free. Wait, did I just write that? Oops. I meant to say, see if she’s fine. Yeah, that’s what I meant. Nothing more, nothing less. Just friends, right? Right. End of log.