Personal log Stardate 3302.03.21
21 Mar 2016Ashley Wilkinson
Today begins with a call the hands at 0500, I decided to get the crew up and about nice and early so we could make headway in the system we discovered yesterday.We had only scanned a few systems last night before the "wife" comes onto the bridge and demands we all bed down for the night and you know what they say. Happy wife, happy life, so despite being embarrassed by the fact she never makes these demands from me in private away from the crew I decide to put the ship down on a planet that reminded me of my current situation. (see attached)
But I digress, In my last log I made mention of the fact I had finally got the Engineering Officer (Mark) to get the flight recorder working again. Well it saddens me deeply to hear it is yet again out of action due to what he described as a "U.C.P" now not being an engineer I didn't know what this was so I pressed him further at which point he explained it stands for Unknown Cat Problem! Now completely confused and with an angry tone I ask him "cat problem?" he says he thinks one of the men managed to get a cat on board the ship and that it coughed a hairball up in the... *some technical garbage*
I have ordered the cat (which is now missing) caught and detained for questioning.
I have also made the executive decision to split my logs into Personal and Command due to the nature of this mission and me needing to let off steam away from the crew... and the wife!
More infomation to follow
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