Logbook Generator Entry #1
18 Apr 2021User335722
KSI Asmodai looked at the Shiny Seeker Missile in her hands and felt Angry. She walked over to the window and reflected on her Cold surroundings. She had always loved Metallic CD-35 9019 with its selfish, sturdy Space Station. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel Angry. Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of Space Dog. Space was a Decisive Beast with Leggy Hair and Sexy Toes.KSI gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a Calculating, Greedy, Cider drinker with Blonde Hair and Svelte Toes. Her friends saw her as a plastic, plain Pilot. Once, she had even made a cup of tea for a disturbed Pirate. But not even a Calculating person who had once made a cup of tea for a disturbed Pirate, was prepared for what Space had in store today.
The Sun shone like Rampaging Mammoth, making KSI Fester. As KSI stepped outside and Space came closer, she could see the glint in his eye.
"I am here because I want Shields Failed," Space bellowed, in a Malevolent tone. He slammed his fist against KSI's chest, with the force of 2469 Space Clam. "I frigging love you, KSI Asmodai."
KSI looked back, still Festering and still fingering the Shiny Seeker Missile. "Woof," she replied.
They looked at each other with Bitter feelings, like two freezing, fragile Fungal Spores Blasting at a very Manipulative Funeral, which had Techno music playing in the background and two Outgoing uncles Firing to the beat. Suddenly, Space lunged forward and tried to punch KSI in the face. Quickly, KSI grabbed the Shiny Seeker Missile and brought it down on Space's skull. Space's Leggy Hair trembled and his Sexy Toes wobbled. He looked Seething, his body raw like a putrid, purring Pulse Laser.
Then he let out an agonizing groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later Space Dog was dead. KSI Asmodai went back inside and poured herself a nice pint of Cider.