Logbook Generator Entry #2
23 Apr 2021User335722
KSI Asmodai looked at the rock in her hands and felt sad. She walked over to the window and reflected on her Overflowing surroundings. She had always hated Spendy Ross 33 with its combative, cuddly Commodity Market. It was a place that encouraged her tendency to feel sad. Then she saw something in the distance, or rather someone. It was the figure of a Pirate . The Pirate was a brave brute with sloppy ankles and curvaceous feet.KSI gulped. She glanced at her own reflection. She was a creepy, greedy, Cider drinker with greasy ankles and pretty feet. Her friends saw her as a grisly, gifted god. Once, she had even jumped into a river and saved a voiceless puppy. But not even a creepy person who had once jumped into a river and saved a voiceless puppy, was prepared for what Pirate had in store today.
The hail pounded like singing tortoises, making KSI confident. As KSI stepped outside and Pirate came closer, she could see the helpful smile on his face.
"I am here because I want Revenge," the Pirate bellowed, in a special tone. He slammed his fist against KSI's chest, with the force of 6765 dogs. "I frigging hate you, KSI Asmodai."
KSI looked back, even more confident and still fingering the ribbed rock. "Pirate, open your cargo hatch," she replied.
They looked at each other with jumpy feelings, like two purple, powerless pigeons walking at a very scheming accident, which had jazz music playing in the background and two cowardly uncles gyrating to the beat.
Suddenly, Pirate lunged forward and tried to punch KSI in the face. Quickly, KSI grabbed the ribbed rock and brought it down on Pirate's skull. The Pirate's sloppy ankles trembled and his curvaceous feet wobbled. He looked sparkly, his body raw like a boiling, breezy banana. Then he let out an agonizing groan and collapsed onto the ground. Moments later the Pirate was dead.
KSI Asmodai went back inside and made herself a nice pint of Cider.