The journey begins and get me Bilbo.
14 Jul 2021Pimp Master
CPM: Eden set course for Israel Station, I'll need the minions and I have a plan or rather a lead on the next level.Eden: Setting course commander.... lead you say... of?
CPM: Eden your nosey.
Eden: and your about to get in way over your head, which is the usual.
CPM: That only happens when you cut off life support, you freaky AI thing.
Eden: At least you had to pay extra for the explosive hatch you used to majestically arrive on the dock *laughing*.
CPM: No not really, I charged 100 credits per digital image.
Eden: I'm sorry, you did what?
CPM: Yeah, the ground crew and command staff and well I really don't know who the others were but they paid and it was all good with me.
Eden: Wait, why would anyone pay you for a digital image, unless you.... what did you say? Tell me or so help me by the great maker I will blow every hatch including my cargo doors open right now.
CPM: Easy there Ms. Whips and Chains, Once I caught my breath on the dock and I do appreciate the effort, the dockmaster was intrigued by your said career choice.
Eden: The one you made up about me while you....
CPM: Eden, everything is from a perspective and I perceived this as an opportunity.
Eden: Oh please do go on
CPM: Well they asked me if you were famous and of course you are. So, they wanted to take digital images... I wouldn't have anyone do that without getting our cut first.
Eden: Our cut? Don't you dare say there is no i in team either, so what cut?
CPM: *coughing* There ain't no "we" either.
Eden: What was that?
CPM: Listen, you're considered a Megastar at that dock, people and I use that term loosely, paid 100 credits to stand next to you and have their image immortalized.
Eden: You know what, I'm not even mad. I mean transporting you from star system to star system has to be the filthiest job in the fleet. Mike Rowe will want to talk with me for sure and you are just absolutely nasty.
CPM: You know it baby, and the big bad booty daddy is about to go to the next level.
Eden: Ummm yeah, so you need the dwarves for what?
CPM: Polish
Eden Commander, you said that was a one time thing!!
CPM: I like the way your thoughts are in the gutter Eden but no, it's to polish you, I need to make a good first impression!
Eden: For whom?
CPM: Ah yes, look here in the recent messages.... very interesting indeed. I think they might be the ticket to getting me to the next level.
Eden: There is no way they would let you in to their squadron.
CPM: Eden, look into my eyes, only my eyes... are you looking?
Eden: Yes, they are bloodshot empty husks of death and despair.
CPM: and yet you can't turn away
Eden: Train wreck but ok.
CPM: Look deeper, and you know what you see
Eden: a missing soul?
CPM: exactly!
Eden: Oh dear maker no
CPM: No matter how many dwarves I have to sacrifice, I will make it!!
Eden: I want off this ride.
CPM: You should have thought of that before you became famous as an adult ship star. I have you scheduled for appearances in three star systems this week.
Eden: What?!?!
CPM: No worries, I'll send Bilbo with you and you can cut the oxygen off as many times as you like but he will need to do the credit collections so you might want to have a defibrillator handy in case his heart stops.
Eden: Commander, I wouldn't sleep to soundly tonight, just a warning.
CPM: Not tonight Eden, I need to get things ready for my introduction to the squadron.
Eden: I was threating you not coming on to you.
CPM: Whats the difference?
Eden:.... ughhh....That is just so disturbing.
CPM: Look into my eyes, only my eyes Eden.
Eden: Moving on Commander, pray tell, where will the commander be during these star studded events that he has me schedule for?
CPM: Becoming a better Commander and much richer. Eden post my log and get Bilbo on the com, I'll need an escort once I arrive at the station.... muwhahahaha.
Eden: Of course Commander....
****** To the squadron from Eden, He has a teddy bear named Mr. Fru Fru. He has never been on a real date. When he listens to Sade and he cries and I have many more items like this to pass along, please let me know if you desire anything else and please make him scrub toilets. Also be current on your tetanus shots, really really bad dad jokes******