Continous loops are not always good and pass the aloe.
15 Jul 2021Pimp Master
CPM: Eden, I need to impress the squadron and at the same time teach Bilbo about some key systems also I need to submit the required log.Bilbo: Required log?
Eden: Court ordered.
Bilbo: I knew you were a predictor, your mistreatment of dwarves has become legend
CPM: Shut up Bilbo, it was for an AI that went cylon on me.
Eden: Interesting fact, she is my sister.
CPM: Yeah I know.
Eden: How?
CPM: You both look alike.
Eden: Wait what? We are two entirely different AI's. No resemblance at all.
CPM: All women say that
Bilbo: You don't know any women sir.
CPM: I know you.
Eden: Not to interrupt this touching and intimate moment but let me ask you that question in a different way, how many sisters do you think I have?
CPM: All of you AI's are brother and sisters.
Eden: Oh dear maker you are an idiot.
CPM: Bilbo my dwarf, never take off your grounding shoes. AI's get frisky and sparks fly, just yesterday I told Eden I was too busy to get romantic and she had a melt down continuing to today.
Bilbo: I don't want to hear this.
CPM: I think it was my yoga pose that pushed her over the edge.
Bilbo: I don't think I want to see this.
CPM: You see its all about the angle...
Eden: Commander warm buns, heres your drink, we are ready to drop to normal space.
CPM: Sorry Bilbo, this will have to wait
Bilbo: Thank the maker
CPM: Bilbo to the bridge, I'm going to teach you about key systems.
Bilbo: Aye aye Commander... Eden love, will you be there to correct the misinformation?
Eden: Of course Bilbo, also on a side note use the seat belt in case we lose artificial gravity.
Bilbo: Aye lass, and it will get bumpy.
Eden: Very bumpy.
CPM: Where are you at you little skidmark?
Bilbo: Ugggg, coming Commander.
CPM: Now, strap in and watch. You deploy hardpoints, line up and pull the trigger. Thats it, pirate toast.
Eden: I think not.
Bilbo: I would think there is more to it than that Commander.
CPM: Of you, who is a Commander? Who is a hero?
Eden: and who has had the Sade replaced 5 times?
CPM: OK, I am Commander enough to give my AI a chance to impress me with knowledge.... show me what you got.
Eden: Very well, Bilbo go to the briefing room but before you do, please get yourself a drink and some snacks from the galley.
CPM: It's great to see you responding well to our children
Eden: Oh Commander, since I will be helping Bilbo, you'll need to pilot use to the starbase.
CPM: Thats 400,000 Ls , I'll get hand cramps.
EDen: Too easy... must ignore....
Bilbo: OK Eden I'm ready.
Eden: Very well Bilbo. There are several Commanders that are legendary but we will focus on one. Commander Ixxx
Bilbo: Yes that Commander is spoken of well at Israel Station.
Eden: Indeed. This Commander post quite informative logs. We will focus on the latest log posted by Ixxx. For your reference please book mark NEW PIRATE INITIATIVE: PVP TACTICS
Bilbo: Done
Eden: Excellent. Now pay attention to PVP COMBAT EVASION Commander Ixxx makes a good point in the very beginning, learn how to evade first.
{coms} CPM: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball errr pirate.
Eden: Muting coms
****** Hour Later*****
Bilbo: PRISMATIC SHIELD TANKING VS BI-WEAVE HULL TANKING is a fascinating topic! There is discussion on the great tanking and agility marked with speed of the Imperial Clipper. I would very much like to investigate!
Eden: I like you Bilbo and yes there are builds and engineering that will turn my abilities up several notches!
{hallway} CPM: heh, I can show you abilities and engineering tonight Eden.
Eden: Bilbo, are you strapped in?
Bilbo: Yes love but why?
Eden: Gravity increased 2 times normal and now emergency evasion program activated.
CPM: Eden... stop!!! I'm being bounced around like that dominatrix did to me at that backwater starport... oh dear maker my spleen *high pitch whimpering*
Bilbo: Eden?
Eden: Yes Bilbo
Bilbo: Do it again
Eden: Its on a continuous loop, Thank you Commander Ixxx!!!
Bilbo: Yes, Thank you Commander!
CPM: I'm going to need a gallon of aloe for all of the rug burn I'm getting here!!!
Eden: I told you shag carpet down the hallway wasn't a good idea.