NEW BEGININGS
06 Jul 2023CountRedTalon
STARDATE:07/06/3309 LOG begin: Hello is this thing on? yes? ok good this is newly appointed CMDR RedTallon reporting. They said i should keep a Stardate log just to keep up moral. *laughs* that brings me back to my time as a Empire Count Governor especially after the beginning of the thargoid war I've never seen one up close but i heard their disgusting monstrosity and have powerful vessels. I had to keep the hole planet from panicking when we had reports that they were in our system, lucky for us a bounty hunter going by the name CMDR ZedakiahMassacre sent them packing. I thank him and he told me i should retire and join him, now at the time my term for planetary governor was almost over, i told him "Not yet my friend but maybe when my term was up" "yeah just give me a call when that is ill just be kicking ass till you do" he said with a wink and he was off. well two years later i got my chance the empire was so happy with my work they even gave me my own ship aaaand I have no idea how to fly this. WHAT! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME ITS MY FIRST TIME TRYING TO FLY ONE OF THESE GIVE ME A BREAK! so I called an old friend, he instantly agreed and decided to come teach me in a fighter of his. ill tell you I wish I dropped everything as a governor right when he asked me because I may be an amazing governor but i was born to do this. the home station of CMRD Zed was a gas giant with an AMZINGLY LARGE asteroid formation around it. he decided to train me in it dodging asteroids at low speed, then at high speeds, then dodging his cannons, then missile avoidance training, dog fighting, lastly docking both moving and unmoving (that was the hardest part). after ward we went to get some money for so gear he taught me on the ground training and missions this was easy i had already been accustomed to fighting on ground a\due to my time as a foot soldier in the empire. afterward he was getting tired so he returned me to my ship and I decided to use this thing to record my travels. i cant wait till tomorrow this should be fun he say well be bounty hunting so I'm gonna get some sleep so I'm 100% there this is CMDR RedTallon signing off--- now where's the off switch for this thing *ALRAMS BLARE* SHIT NO NOT THAT *FIRE EXTIGISER GOSE OFF* FUCK NOT THAT EITHER UMMM UMMM THIS ONE? *all stops* OH MY LORD THAT WAS NOT GOOD..... ah there it is-----
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