Captain's log, September 1, 3309:
01 Sep 2023J. Thomas Riker
While Enterprise has spent the last several days in drydock, I acquired a temporary luxury ship, the Beluga, dubbed Voyager. I came across a very demanding rich passenger on one of my first tourist missions. Some 300 lightyears and 16 hours later, I finally made it back home. Needless to say, I will be finding a new line of work.