FELICITY FARSEER, SCRAP DEALER LURES THE LOWEST CLASS OF SOCIETY INTO HER STAR SYSTEM
02 Mar 2024Beerbelly B. Bacon
In the bustling cosmos of the Milky Way, where the vastness of space meets the ingenuity of engineering, a peculiar figure has emerged amidst the stars. Felicity Farseer, renowned engineer and scrap dealer, has found herself embroiled in a controversy that has sent shockwaves through the galaxy.Farseer, whose modest workshop orbits a nondescript planet on the fringes of known space, has gained notoriety for her ability to offer spaceship modifications at remarkably low prices. Her clientele, predominantly composed of struggling pilots and nomadic traders, have flocked to her doorstep in droves, drawn by the promise of affordable upgrades to their vessels.
However, what initially seemed like a boon for the marginalized denizens of the galaxy has taken a dark turn. Reports have surfaced of an alarming influx of individuals of dubious character into Farseer's star system. Among them are the notorious "idiots" and outlaws, individuals known for their reckless behavior and propensity for violence.
The appearance of these trigger-happy miscreants has led to speculation and whispers of conspiracy. Some speculate that Farseer, in her quest for profit and recognition, has knowingly welcomed these unsavory elements into her domain. They suggest that her enticingly low prices serve as a lure, attracting those who would otherwise be shunned by civilized society.
Others go further, painting a sinister portrait of Farseer as a clandestine collaborator with these rogue elements. They argue that her modifications, while ostensibly harmless, may contain hidden features or vulnerabilities that cater specifically to the whims of her newfound clientele. Such accusations, while lacking concrete evidence, have only served to fuel the flames of suspicion.
In the midst of this nebulous conspiracy theory, one question looms large: is Felicity Farseer merely an unwitting pawn in a larger game, or does she harbor darker intentions beneath her friendly facade? As the galaxy holds its breath, the truth remains shrouded in the swirling mists of uncertainty, waiting to be unveiled by intrepid investigators among the stars.
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