Show us your paws.
22 Apr 2016Larzok82
Receiving message, sent 4/01/3302, confirmed, message flagged as sent from this comms address.... Filing in archive for later use.I Send this message from the Edge of the Darkness. For Weeks now I have communed in the Black with Space Cat, its soft ethereal purring lulling me to sleep after many long days and nights of surveying the void.
But tonight I was abruptly awoken by a nightmare. In It I saw the wall of pawless swell up like a wave to swallow up those who have been deemed worthy.
Standing against the wave I saw a structure that slowly but steadily grew until the wave broke harmlessly against its foundation. From this structure sparkled the myriad firefly lights common to the Nip. As the fireflys darted around, faces, then bodies began to form from the backwash of the pawless wave. These bodies slowly raised their appendages to the skies and behold, from the frothy spray, those with paws did appear to help secure the walls of the strange structure.
I now sit here awake. Pondering as I transcribe this message. I think we must take our struggle to the next stage.
Upon receipt of this message you are forewarned. The Church of the Space Cat hereby declares a formal inspection of paws on all factions who seek to tear down our great Church. In conjunction with this inspection we will be bringing the Nip to all receptive star-ports so that everyone within the inhabited bubble may learn first hand the joy Space Cat brings.
the message ends with the soft purring sounds common to the Unknown Artefact
Message Sent/Relayed 4/22/3302, wide dispersal, no encryption.