Flipping flapping motherfucking aaaaarrgghh...
08 Oct 2015Deadspin
I have committed the ultimate sin. Given the frequency at which my ship has been targeted for interdiction over the last few hours, frustration overcame me and with the last submission to an Imperial Eagle I immediately turned my C3 Pulse twins onto his hull and vaporized him..
...but not before I saw the Diamond Frog tag spread across his ident scan.
Why, young padewan, why did you think that a ship 3 times the size of your own with 10 times the firepower was a good interdiction target to just randomly begin shooting at? You have caused a great rift within my heart and the heart of the Frog empire.
How will I tell your mother?
How will I ever forgive myself?