Panic Makes for Idiots
03 Dec 2024Alyssa Evelyn
So, big Thargoid thing happening, yeah? Immediately fly out in my Beluga liner to help.For altruistic reasons of course, through the pay doesn't hurt either.
I am good at what I do, so the people trust me to get them out, as they should. First run out, my ship isn't up to snuff, but I get us out anyway cause I know what I am doing. This is where the people I am escorting make a very silly mistake: Running for the escape pods between stars with only my wake and the thargoids for company. I can't stop and help you in my luxury yacht against aliens that are very much equipped to disable my ship and kill all who are on board.
Stay on the ship. Blowing up with everyone else is better than being left alive for the thargoids to do whatever they want to you.
I have a 100% success rate on my evacuation and rescue efforts. Sure the ride can get a bit bumpy, but I still make it happen. No matter what.
Trust your pilots, civvies of Sol. If you don't, you might be lost to who knows what.