Selling Our Services I: Grey Area
01 Jun 2020maehara_uk
Part one of an ongoing series. What point is there in having a whole fleet of spaceships, if no-one knows what you have them for? So, I'm gonna put on my best salesperson patter and introduce you my fleet, and how each ship in it can help you achieve almost any aim. CMDR Maehara and Sirius Special Forces - for all your special business needs. If you get my meaning. First up, one of the pride of the fleet - the Federal Corvette Grey Area.
Do you need to get yourself and your cohort of attendants, lackeys, arse-kissers and hangers-on from A to B with the minimum of fuss and entanglements?
Do you insist on only travelling in style, comfort, and the nearest a ship not made by Gutamaya can get to 'decadence'?
Do you genuinely mean it when you send the CMDR you've hired an 'Eliminate Enemies' request?
Do you have an appreciation for early 21st-century SF literature, and realise what we would have named the Grey Area if Station Services and the Pilots' Federation didn't employ a profanity filter?
Then you should hire the Grey Area for your VIP transportation needs. A fully-armed, heavily-shielded yet luxuriously appointed battleship, the Grey Area will ensure a hassle-free trip to any destination of your choice - within the limits of its unfortunately limited Core Dynamics jump range, of course. With an impressive selection of weaponry installed, supplemented by a choice of ship-launched fighters and our Elite-ranked SLF pilot, we'll make sure that anyone fool enough to attempt an interdiction on you will regret that choice. Briefly.
And for added peace of mind, you can be assured that our Remlok emergency recovery contract extends to one named passenger per contract group. So in the unlikely event that the Grey Area suffers a rapid unscheduled disassembly, then at least you will be safe. Your entourage will unfortunately be condemned to an unpleasant death in the cold of space, but hey! Some VIPs would consider that both a benefit and a blessing.
So, to arrange your transportation contract, contact CMDR Maehara, or any station representative of Sirius Special Forces. We realise that your transportation requirements are Sirius Business.