Selling Our Services III: Kerbal One
03 Jun 2020maehara_uk
Part three of an ongoing series. What point is there in having a whole fleet of spaceships, if no-one knows what you have them for? So, I'm gonna put on my best salesperson patter and introduce you my fleet, and how each ship in it can help you achieve almost any aim. Some suggested uses are more serious than others. CMDR Maehara and Sirius Special Forces - for all your special business needs. If you get my meaning.Today, the runt of the
Have you just built and configured a new starship, and now you're looking for something to measure it against?
Are you wanting to test out your skills with fixed-mount weapons, but taking on automated drones just isn't doing it for you?
Finding that you can't get enough of that warm, fuzzy feeling that you get when seeing another CMDRs ship go ::pop::, and don't much care whether the fight is fair or not?
As a special service for our most loyal customers, we can provide you with a target to shoot at that's flown by an actual human. The Kerbal One is an A-rated and fully-engineered Sidewinder whose speed and manoeuvrability will give your targeting and flight skills a proper workout - and since 'A-rated and fully-engineered Shield Generator' on a Sidey means it still only manages a puny 53MJ of Absolute shielding, you'll get plenty of ship-popping satisfaction.
But wait! You're wondering why any CMDR would agree to be a guinea pig in this way? Fear not, CMDR Maehara has full Remlok recovery insurance, and enough credits in the bank to cover the rebuy on the Kerbal One roughly 250,000 times before she starts worrying about cashflow. So fire away.
Speak to CMDR Maehara or any station representative of Sirius Special Forces to take advantage of this service. Purchasers of this Pop 'til you Drop offer must be ranked Ally with the Faction. The Kerbal One is also available for Bubble taxi services for other clients.*
*Sole use of the ship during taxi runs is not guaranteed.