Selling Our Services VI: Judge Dredd
06 Jun 2020maehara_uk
Part six of an ongoing series. What point is there in having a whole fleet of spaceships, if no-one knows what you have them for? So, I'm gonna put on my best salesperson patter and introduce you my fleet, and how each ship in it can help you achieve almost any aim. Some suggested uses are more serious than others. CMDR Maehara and Sirius Special Forces - for all your special business needs. If you get my meaning.Today, enforcing the Law with the Fer-de-Lance, Judge Dredd.
In the area of space controlled by Sirius Special Forces, we are the Law, and our CMDRs reside in our very own Hall of Justice. You'll know it better as Fontenay City. If you're going to fly in SSF territory and commit crimes - whether that's pirating at Resource Extraction Sites, picking on the weak at a Compromised Nav Beacon, or leaving Fontenay at 101 metres per second - you can expect a visit from the Judge.
With its trusted beams'n'bullets combo loadout (that's fully-engineered Beam Lasers and Multicannons, for the uninitiated), our very own all-in-one Judge, jury and executioner will quickly melt your shields and reduce your hull to slag in a hail of projectile fire, and all before its pilot, CMDR Maehara, can mutter "The sentence... is DEATH!" in a suitably guttural voice.
Judge Dredd also comes equipped with a Kill Warrant Scanner, for more effective cross-jurisdiction identification of perps; a top-of-the-range Frame Shift Drive Interdictor, for quick and effective interceptions; and a fast-scan Frame Shift Wake Scanner, to ensure that hi-wake or low-wake, there's no escape.
Being a corporate faction, the Law is naturally for hire. Should you be having problems with lawbreaking perps in your faction's territory, our Rent-A-Judge service will be happy to spend time righting wrongs and reminding your residents who's in charge... of looking after their interests.
We should be clear, however, that Sirius personnel will only act where there is a legitimately-issued bounty, and will not act to prevent or disperse legal protests; or harass law-abiding citizens. Wrongfully-killed customers can't be repeat customers, and that would be bad for business.
Where the crew of a destroyed criminal vessel maintains Remlok recovery contracts, detention of criminals recovered is the responsibility of the client - Sirius Special Forces does not provide Isocubes or other detention facilities.
Judge Dredd and the CMDRs of Sirius Special Forces. Enforcing the Law, Siriusly.