Selling Our Services VII: Serenity
26 Jun 2020maehara_uk
Part seven of an ongoing series. What point is there in having a whole fleet of spaceships, if no-one knows what you have them for? So, I'm gonna put on my best salesperson patter and introduce you my fleet, and how each ship in it can help you achieve almost any aim. Some suggested uses are more serious than others. CMDR Maehara and Sirius Special Forces - for all your special business needs. If you get my meaning.Today, take me out to the Black and tell them I ain't coming back. It's the exploration-focussed Imperial Clipper, Serenity.
The Bubble is busy. The Bubble is, in some ways at least, crowded. The Bubble is hostile. The Bubble is hard work. And sometimes, after a long period of hard work, it's good to take a break and head out to where no-one can find you.
For when the need for just such a break gets too much for you, Sirius Special Forces operates the Serenity.
Featuring Imperial speed and comfort and the Clipper's trademark normal-space speed and manoeuvrability; and with a host of modifications made to provide the best possible jump range for its class, Serenity will take you almost anywhere in the galaxy, and do it in style. Want to visit the rim, and see the abyss beyond at first hand? Serenity will take you there. Want to go to the core and stare into the unseeing eye of Sagittarius A*? Serenity can take you there. Want to go to the systems highest above or lowest below the plane, and see the whole of the galaxy - and all of humanity - spread out in front of you? Serenity... um.... actually can't take you there, because she doesn't have the range. But she can get close.
Passengers should note that Serenity isn't just the ship's name, but the ethos of her travels. Don't ask for detours to see a Conflict Zone, or send our CMDR on a wild goose chase for those commodities that suddenly take your fancy, because we won't be complying. Initial requests will be ignored; repeated pestering may result in the unfortunate ejection of your passenger cabin module. I don't care, I'm still free, and you can't take the sky from me.
To book your trip to the ultimate in peace and quiet, speak to CMDR Maehara or any station representative of Sirius Special Forces. Because there's nowhere that Sirius doesn't reach.