Selling Our Services VIII: Attitude Adjuster
28 Jul 2020maehara_uk
Part eight of an ongoing series. What point is there in having a whole fleet of spaceships, if no-one knows what you have them for? So, I'm gonna put on my best salesperson patter and introduce you my fleet, and how each ship in it can help you achieve almost any aim. Some suggested uses are more serious than others. CMDR Maehara and Sirius Special Forces - for all your special business needs. If you get my meaning.Today, when your local populace need reminding of just who's in charge of their system and who's reliable at meeting their expectations, there's the multi-role Anaconda, Attitude Adjuster.
Even Corporate factions like Sirius must have the best interests of their populace at heart. After all, a dead customer can't be a repeat customer. So we have to play nice, and provide the assurance to our
To meet almost every need that our supporters may have while away from the safety of a station or Earth-like surface, we present the Attitude Adjuster. Packing collector, repair, refuel & decontamination limpets, if you've broken down it's the only recovery service you'll need. With a sizeable cargo bay, she also carries ample supplies of food and other emergency rations, to keep you fed while our limpets do their job. And should your emergency involve ships from the local anarchists, we have weaponry that even Thargoid scouts are known to be wary of and can render your opponents ineffective in no time at all.
(Any rumours you may have heard about said weaponry being used to remind recently-rescued clients of the need for payment, and the timely completion of customer satisfaction surveys to inform the daily Influence summary, are entirely unfounded, we assure you.)
We know that, if you're in need of the Attitude Adjuster's services, you won't be booking them in advance. But when the time comes, just squawk on the system-wide comms channel and, if we're there, we'll come to your aid. And hope you'll remember afterwards who was good to you.