About Project Icarus
24 Apr 2021Kastagar
We had our first exterior test of Project Icarus today in the backwater system of Sherones. All went to plan (mostly) but there was an unexpected corona to the planet in the aftermath and one hell of a cleanup job is required. Luckily we had 75,000 tonnes of Vim and 250,000 Imperial slaves in the vicinity to assist in this.Shortly afterward I received an email from a group calling themselves Extinction Rebellion v567 and someone named Zeta Crumberg began accusing us of all manner of atrocities. I calmly explained that I had no knowledge of any planetary experiments and directed her to a station that sells sanitary products (these ecological nutjobs aren't exactly renowned for their good hygiene after all}.
Anyway, Icarus is still someway from being fully ready to deploy so in the meantime I shall get back to my zero G golf lesson followed by a massage from one of the Spider women of Ursa Major (they really know how to use those six arms i can tell you).
Toodle pip