Is sex, work?
12 May 2019TygerB82
IS SEX WORK?A Commander was about to start the morning briefing to his staff. While waiting for the coffee machine to finish its brewing, the Commander decided to pose a question to all assembled.
He explained that his wife had been a bit frisky the night before and he failed to get his usual amount of sound sleep. He posed the question of just how much of sex was "work" and how much of it was "pleasure?"
A Lieutenant Commander chimed in with 75-25% in favour of work.
A Lieutenant said it was 50-50%.
A Sub Lieutenant responded with 25-75% in favour of pleasure, depending upon his state of inebriation at the time.
There being no consensus, the Major turned to the Steward who was in charge of making the coffee. What was his opinion?
Without any hesitation, the young Steward responded, "Sir, it has to be 100% pleasure."
The Commander was surprised and, as you might guess, asked why?
"Well, sir," said the Steward, "If there was any work involved, the Officers would have me doing it for them."
The room fell silent.
God Bless the lower Deck!
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