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01 Apr 2018Gmanharmon
29 MAR 330423:35
The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.
This quote has been attributed to an ancient novelist by the name of Samuel Clemens, and is, in fact, misquoted in and of itself. But any way you slice it, it’s perfectly suited for this missive, a full five months since I last penned anyth
Penned? Does anyone in the galaxy still know what a pen is? Sheesh, I haven’t written anything manually since I filled out my pilot application a couple years ago. All I hear anymore are the click-clack of these keyboards and the tapping of nails on glass screens. Hell, the stash of books in my quarters are probably the last ones in existence.
Bah. Let’s just get on with it.
a full five months since I last penned anyt
no no no it still looks wrong
since I last typed anythi
but now that sounds worse!
I last regurgitated anythin
oh, now I have a stomachache?
since I last banged out anyth
wat?
since I last committed any words to paper
OH FORGET IT I’M STARVING