Gankerman (Space Shanty){Cover of Nathan Evans - Wellerman} There once was a ship that tried to wake The name of the ship was some sort o' snake The hull blew up, her shields went broke O gank, my gankin' boys, gank Soon may the Gankerman come To bring us plasma and...
Personal Log #2.4 "A Funne Offer"Commander Jarvis Jensen Aboard "Sussus Amogus" - docked at Joe Orbital at the heart of the Joe Empire Personal Logbook Entry: July 31, 3307 I'm still in port but getting a little gankless. The polish and quality of this Elite Dangerous:...
How I became a ganker*Back on board the fleet carrier "Risen Phallus".* ME: Captain, prepare Sussus Amogus for departure. CPT: Aye Commander. You are not taking Hegot Dadrip this time? ME: No Captain, we will need to stow her for a while. CPT: Sir am I seeing...
Logbook #-2Commander Jarvis J Aboard "Sussus amogus" - docked at Joe's house Personal Logbook Entry: July 28, 3307 I miss Kokafeki. Something about the reverski of that koka-krait against the 4 pipped shields seems more comforting than the rest. Maybe...
Logbook #ǹ̵̢̛̳̫̖̪̮̥̗̺̝̩̗͙̱͖̜̪͈̲͙̤̝̥̭̙͕̬̱͚͚͕͙͖̤̭̘̤̘̖̹̩̀̒̂̾̐́́͗̐̃̔ͅų̵̛̛̛͚̫̬̟͇̭͖͙̪͚͕̩̘͓̹̺̩̙͎̪̫͓̘̙͉͙̻̠͍͇͚̪͖̪̲̮͍̬̳͕̣̀̽̀̅̔̈́̅͋̀̈́̏̀͌̐̈́͛͂̿͑̓̐̅̉̎̌͊͛̓̑̿͘̚͝͠͝͠m̷̡̨̨̡̛̯̬̻̮͉͓͙̭̘̻͔̭̺̼͕̬͓̱͓̖̲̰͙͕͇̙̰̖̼̘̼͎͋̍̄̊̾͋̅̾̂̒̃̽̿̉̿̀̈̅̽͗̿̋̑͂̃͒̓̃͋̕̕͝͝͝͝͝ḃ̸͐́͆̔͊̄͛́̾̅̋͋͗̑̅̐͆̅̏̀͝͝͠ "Ah-ha! I'm back! With a fresh new log. Really I just wanted to log an update on current matters. Meta pvp fer-de-lance is still busted so I left it to head to my destination. The funny system of . Well now I'm there and I was going to...
Logbook #1I was going to write an epic logbook about how I boinked princess aisling duval but then I forgor :skull: so I ran up to some fools with the bogos binted :alien:
Space ship blow up = funnySo I arrive at this system in my meta-fer-de-lance, armed with 3 plasma accelerators and 2 rail guns. I spy with my little eye something peculiar on my radar, there is another CMDR in my instance and he isn't far from the main star! Throttle to...
