1 - Customer Reviews
"I recently had the pleasure of doing business with a certain 'family-owned' company that I won't name (let's just say they have a love for horses and offer 'protection' services). I was initially hesitant to work with them, given their reputation, but I was in a bind and needed their services. To my surprise, they were incredibly efficient and effective - my problem was resolved in no time!The only downside was their payment system - let's just say that if you don't pay on time, you might wake up with a horse head in your bed. But hey, that's just their way of reminding you that you owe them money, right?
Overall, I would definitely recommend this company...as long as you don't mind a little bit of 'persuasion' to pay your bills on time."
~ Salvatore "Big Sal" Lombardi
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"I hired this company to take care of some 'business' for me, and let me tell you, they didn't disappoint! Not only did they get the job done quickly and efficiently, but they also threw in a free 'intimidation' service as a bonus. I was so impressed with their work that I decided to hire them for my daughter's wedding, and let me tell you, they really know how to make sure that the guests have a 'memorable' time. Overall, I would highly recommend this company to anyone in need of some 'persuasion' - just don't forget to pay them on time, or you might find yourself getting a visit from the 'collections department'."
~ M_Cohen_2513
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"I was a little hesitant to use Pegasus Transport Services at first, but after seeing their 'notoriously effective solutions' in action, I'm convinced they could take down Godzilla if they wanted to. My package arrived on time, unscathed, and with a friendly note reminding me to pay up. You can't beat that kind of service!"
~ Captain Jack Shallow
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"I was skeptical when I heard about Pegasus Transport Services and their 'notoriously effective solutions,' but now I'm a believer. They got my shipment to its destination faster than I could say 'fuhgeddaboudit,' and the recipient was so impressed that they even offered to pay the delivery fee for me! That's what I call service."
~ Ravioli Tony