Slow Bull Ranch
Come on down to Slow Bull Ranch. This is the first and best agricultural adult entertainment adventure park in the entire Milky Way galaxy.
We at the Empire Technology and Trade Institute have recently acquired this facility. After extensive renovations we are ready to open our doors to all the most adventurous of people.
Here at Slow Bull Ranch you can literally "take" the bull by the horn. These broncos are known for bucking slow but give them a little prodding and you will be in for the ride of your life.
Do not be afraid. Be daring. We having cloning facilities for when the fun goes far enough. So come to Huang Gun and enjoy a little agricultural fun!
Visiting the Slow Bull Ranch is legally considered an agreement that whatever occurs within its space is not the responsibility of the Slow Bull Ranch or the Empire Technology and Trade Institute and they cannot legally be held accountable. "Ride" the bulls at your own risk.