Working out of our fleet carrier, the sacred Pinnacle of KumByar, orbiting Peter's Eden in Arexack, our only entry requirement is that you don't have a displeasing shave. What does that mean? Well.. they didn't know in 3126, and we certainly don't know now.

Our goals:
To become the minor faction that Arexack clearly deserves, so we can stop sharing a bathroom with the Gold Brotherhood. You should see the state of the toilet.
To get whoever's in charge of those bloody tourist beacons to spell KumByar properly.
General tomfoolery.
Biscuits, always biscuits.

You might be saying "You don't seem like a member of a highly religious sect with unshakable follicular beliefs", and I'd probably respond "that might be true, but I bet you've never seen somebody killed with their own beard".

Any rumours claiming that we are a Discordian cabal mocking a genuine religion because we found it funny are completely unfounded. Probably.