Contrary to the popular belief, of the nutter with the sandwich board, the Apocalypse did not happen on the 1st Jan 2015. It did however begin on the 14th of November 2045 whilst Maude was at home, baking a marble cake.

The stories tell of an almighty rumbling and gaseous noises as the earth opened and spat forth an army of hellish monsters.

Eventually, sated through 40 years of War, Famine, pestilence and death, the armies of the apocalypse withdrew, their work complete and mankind had passed their first cleansing.

Now in 3305 mankind has regrouped and spread far and wide to all corners of the known galaxy! Mankind has reached new heights of achievement, but at a price.  Old sins and new have arisen and mankind will again be judged.

The 4 horsemen of the apocalypse are back to judge mankind once more.....

In a recent interview with the 4 horsemen, Pestilence commented, "in the old days we rode horses for days. We got all saddle sore and the beasts smelled! These days we have nice comfy chairs in Kraits, Chieftains and FDL's. Ahhh progress...."

War was far more unrestrained shouting "TAKE 'EM DOWN CMDRS" again and again.

Famine stated, "we are simply cleansing the galaxy of debris. Now where are those bacon wrapped stuffing balls I was promised for this interview?"

Death was unsurprisingly the most scary of the foursome, dressed in long black robes, he simply stated...."I got the kill"

So there you have it folks. The apocalypse is once again upon us CMDRS. HORS with their army of Demons and Satanists will be popping to a system near you soon with a simple choice.........

......Judge or BE JUDGED!


Disclaimer. Spicys views do not necessarily represent the HORS faction in any way. HORS represent pilots from all walks, from the humble merchant to the mighty warrior and all in between. Anyone is free to join, just sign up to death@apocalypse.com, or simply put in an inara request!