Gone shopping...Message 15/25 Whoohoo! I found a little gem in the classifieds at ’Honest Joes used ship shipyard’; a slightly second hand Krait with only one careful owner. Unbelievably low milage, ridiculously economical yet exceedingly fast. Full history! I...
Changes and changeMessage 14/25 Damnit! I have waited long enough, and I don't think Faulcon DeLacy is going to do anything to fix the Sidewinders deplorable lack of cup holders. Anyway the ship is only marginally larger than the key fob that holds the ship keys, and...
The ratMessage 13/25 That pesky station manager has returned to inform me that they are about to send out an APB on me, now that they have positively identified me from ‘DNA found on items left at the scene of the crime’. I am to return immediately or else... ...
Running lowMessage 12/25 I’m starting to miss my Hutton mug. I could absolutely kill for a mug of steaming hot coffee made from Juton Mookah or the best Lavian Hillbilly beans…or anything hot and black really...
ExtortionMessage 11/25 Well I just got a call from the station manager! He informed me that my Hutton mug has been arrested for loitering (apparently its too small to get shot by the lasers). He continued to inform me that it has been fined 500 Cr for said...
Tips of the tradeMessage 10/25 Today I solved the tricky business of exiting the Coriolis through the mail slot (as opposed to through the cat flap). I simply rolled down the window and latched on to an exiting Type-10. Nobody noticed a small speck on the side of...
ReplyMessage 09/25 To Faulcon DeLacy In response to your reply, I must object to your insinuations when you state that you have ‘no records of successful businessmen flying Sidewinders’. Also you need to update your thesaurus; your excessive use of...
RequestMessage 08/25 Dear Faulcon DeLacy. I write to you to turn your attention to a cockpit design problem I have experienced with one of your products; the Sidewinder. Recently I was on my way back from a hugely successful business trip. When I...
Quick question againMessage 06/25 Anybody know how to re-re-wire a docking computer? Yeah asking for the same friend.
