Phew, I'm outMessage 05/25 I’m out. I'm okay. Everything is fine. I pushed the Sidewinder out through a cat flap i noticed in the back of the station. Now as soon as my pulse gets down to double digits I will compose a strongly worded letter of complaint to...
Help!Message 04/25 Sweet Mother of Merope! They are actually shooting at me! I was just trying to leave this loony spin cycle when a speeding Orca pushed me into the toast rack. Next thing I see is lasers everywhere trying to KILL me. Totally not my fault! ...
Quick question!Message 03/25 Can you re-wire a docking computer and somehow run the program backwards, so you can use it for taking off? If you could give me an answer in the next 2 min and 38 secs, I would be eternally greatful. Just asking for a friend…
Taking the Sidewinder for a spinMessage 02/25 Is it ABSOLUTELY necessary for that damned mailslot to rotate so fast...or at all? And how fat and slow can ONE single Type-10 legally be?
RIP piggy bankMessage 01/25 RIP the piggy bank. I knocked the piggy bank off its shelf and it exploded in a shower of coins. So what to do with more coins than you can fit in your trouser pockets? Well being the shrewd businessman I am, I decided to invest in a...
