You may be asking, "what's the deal with these guys?" You looked up our page, so you want some information. We are an independent, sun-praising, semi-active amalgam of incompetence, vigor, and violent theocratic rhetoric. You may be also thinking, "these douche bags think they're pretty funny." You're damn right.
Founded in 2015 or whatever the Elite Dangerous equivalent year was, we've never really been particularly successful in any of our endeavors, but with your help, we could make all of (what would be) your dreams come true. If your inner crusader yearns to cleanse your home of democracy, take missions from an upsettingly handsome Patrician of Asian Sub-Continental ancestry with a slight desire for assassination, sell wacky tobaccy, and most importantly, make friends along the way
, then we are the faction for you!To the brass tax, we are a very typical, player minor faction, focused primarily on carving out and maintaining our own goofy home in a big galaxy. If you're looking for a group of friends and a place to call home, we're the place for you. We don't particularly participate in any role play*, our member base ranges from the American Pacific Coast to Eastern Europe, and we spent a few years inactive as we all went our separate ways before the lead-up to Odyssey. Our current active group is pretty split between PC and XBox. To join, simply send an application on Inara, and join our discord. The link is provided at the bottom of the description.
To all other factions: We're always looking to make friends. Shoot me a message or coalition request if you're interested in diplomacy, or hop into our discord. I'm always down to clown. If you're looking to be not-friends, then I guess do the same. Not really much I can do about that.
Discord: https://discord.gg/bGgrg9e
